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Those Papers Cut

I'm a professional blogger elsewhere and a completely unprofessional blogger here.

I feel the need to provide a warning to all who enter here: This is a fangirl blog. It can be overwhelming sometimes if you are not a person of the fannish variety. Follow at your own risk. Sometimes I post a lot, sometimes I rant a lot, etc.  Straight-up pop culture obsession abounds.

“When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it’s your laugh,” -Nora Ephron 

  

Jul 22 '14
Jul 22 '14

Am I the good slayer now?

(Source: antoinestriplett)

Jul 21 '14

stupidjerkward:

Scott McCall is a gift.

Emotionally intelligent male protagonist.
Idolizes his mother
Respects his girlfriend
Is caring and supportive of his friends
Empathizes with his enemies
Believes in negotiaton and compromise over force

Dimples

Scott McCall

(Source: kissingcullens)

Jul 21 '14

teenwolf:

It’s okay, Lydia. You can have one extra hour in the ball pit.

The teen wolf tumblr is making dashcon jokes and I’m laffin

Jul 21 '14
Jul 21 '14

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)

Jul 21 '14

F—k, Marry, Kill - Wolverine, Professor X or Beast

#you beautiful man

(Source: mistyhallows)

Jul 21 '14

This is… all of this… it’s too much for me.

(Source: bufflehane)

Jul 21 '14
kateordie:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

I didn’t know I needed this but oh, I do

kateordie:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

I didn’t know I needed this but oh, I do

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna)

Jul 21 '14

micdotcom:

9 human rights tragedies the world needs to stop ignoring

It’s a tragically long list: missing women, ethnic cleansing and spreading diseases. Pick any country — including the United States — and there’s most likely a tragedy you’ll uncover that seriously violates international laws and standards. While unleashing international outrage can sometimes hurt more than it helps, there are some situations where it can make a real impact. 

Here are 9 that deserve more attention | Follow micdotcom 

Jul 21 '14

(Source: subtubitles)

Jul 21 '14

mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

Jul 21 '14

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

(Source: aseaofquotes)

Jul 21 '14
coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

(Source: kimkangaskhan)

Jul 21 '14

popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘The Imitation Game' - Nov 21

Directed by Morten Tyldum, written by Graham Moore, starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing, Keira Knightley, Mark Strong, Matthew Goode, Charles Dance and Rory Kinnear.